IceKeyHunter's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Leet Majora's Mask]

The Best Majora's Mask Movie on NG!

Oh, wait. Guess not.

pastabilities responds:

Is there even any?

[The History of Animation]

Hey! I Knew Your Name Sounded Familar!

You're from the Rare Witch Project Forums! Geez, it's been a while. I was there 5 years ago and I really haven't been back lately, so you probably don't remember me at all XD.

Anyway, keep up the good work, man. Very extensive. You seem to know your stuff here.

cyberen responds:

Vive Le Rare Witch Project!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Hmm....

I shall give you a short review, and a long review.

Short:

If you were trying to get the award for 'Most Underwhelming Flash Of The Year Award', well, congratulations, sir! The Award's not very flashy, but it's got a pretty cool nameplate. That's all that matters right?

Long:

No. No, no, no. It's not all that matters. Because most stuff isn't judged based on one category. There wasn't a single good fight scene in there. The animation was incredibly amateur, and there were so many opportunities for humor. The only good part was Chuck Norris. Seriously man, if Chuck Norris is the only good thing in a movie, that's pretty damn pathetic.

And even the song wasn't that great. The rhymes were good for the most part, but a few were reaching. The vocals were mediocre and some of the lyrics didn't even make sense. It's not a Destiny at all. Where the fuck's the Destiny?

I'm not sure how this beat LittleFoot. I've lost complete and utter confidence in NG, since it clearly can't tell the difference between a masterpiece and an average, useless flash such as this.

Ebaum's World Dot Com was only good because the lyrics were clever in the sense that they fit in with an actual event and dissed an actual person. This has no meaning and no wit.

I am done. Good day to you, sirs, and enjoy your nameplate.

</devilsadvocate>

altffour responds:

thanks for your time but i am not going to read this

[Super Mario Physics]

Brilliant Idea

However, I expected it to be an explanation of actual Super Mario Physics, and not real life physics. Also, the Lakitu's voice annoyed me.

Anyways, keep up the good work.

Magius responds:

Yeah... had to fit project requirements, so I couldn't make fun of the in-game physics. Perpetual motion is pretty funny. Thanks.

[Life of an Emo Caveman]

PWNED.

You gave this entry a 0, keeping its score at 0.0000!
If this movie is blammed you will get a BLAM point!

Afitz105 responds:

wow thanks for the input...

[Star Wars: DD Episode II]

Terrible and extremely inaccurate

If this was supposed to be a 'fanfic' of sorts, you failed. If it was a parody, it wasn't funny. Add voices, improve the graphics quality (sure, it looked nice, but it was hard to follow), and add a freakin' plot. Also, why 'Nick'? Where the hell is Luke?

dragon-fist responds:

The movie is about 500 years after Deathstar II that's why!